!!SORT IT OUT!! Dumb F*%&kers

What's up with people these days!!? Especially you girls!!? Yes going out, 'on the piss' can be fun (personally I don't think so...) but why do I have to put up with the whole 'the morning after' crap! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! 

I DON'T want to know what you wore, you would have looked like a clown,

I DON'T want to hear where you went, because I'd more than  likely be able to guess,

I DON'T want to know who you went with, I'd also be able to guess this correctly,

I DON'T want to know what you drank, alcohol is not a conversation topic unless its a quick one or your a expert.... NO YOUR NOT,

I DON'T want to know how much you drank/smoked/snorted/dosed etc...,

I DON'T want to know how many 'fit/hot/choom (you get my drift) girls/guys you saw, are there no attractive people out in the day?

I DON'T want to know how many 'fit etc... people 'came on to you', they probably just smiled politely on the way to the loo!!

I DON'T want to hear which conformist tunes were played..... in da 'clurb'

I DON'T want to know  who had a fight with who, this is only because you'd blatantly be exaggerating

I DON'T want to hear who held your hair back, straight up... I WOULD NOT HAVE

I DON'T want to know how hung over you are, it keeps you quiet... just try to enjoy it!

I DON'T want to hear how your never going out drinking again, your a weekend alcoholic and are going to be until around 25, this is when you find yourself in AA or whatever group there is.

I do not go into the minute details of everything I do in my free time. I will never ask you too much about your life in any respect, so
!!I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!

There is something wrong with you if you are 20+, working, still living at home, going every weekend, and thinking its acceptable.
!!IT IS NOT!!
Give your poor parents a break, they have had to pull you up to this stage, and this is where you start to throw it all away, do them a favour and move out so they don't have to watch. Then do me a favour and shoot yourself.... in the face..... ......twice.

!!SORT IT OUT!!