Thursday, 4 August 2011

People who dont get the hint

Each of us has one, if not more! A Friend/associate who we don't really want to speak to most of the time, but they ALWAYS seem so sad that you cant bring yourself to tell them FUCK OFF!
How do you handle these people....
A friend of mine (whom I don't mind being around that much) who has only ever met the persons in question twice said each time he sees these people he hears the sad walking away music made famous by the Hulk movie.... LOL
JUST FUCK RIGHT OFF! GO HOME!! YOUR OUT FROM 9AM, not to work... no. TO HUNT FOR SOME FREE WEED!!
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOUR PARENT HATE YOU COS OF THIS< BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO HOME COS YOUR PARENTS HAVE HAD ENOUGH!......
GET A JOB, OR A LIFE AT LEAST!!

How it really is...



The reality of how things really are is out there for us to find. You just need to look hard!
Taken from manga, 'Sun-Ken Rock.

...

weather you work a 9 to 5, bum it or on road,
each path in life is corrupt and cold.
pushed to slave it until grey and old.
made to think by that time you'd have a fat wad to unfold.
But the reality is you wont, and never will
and when you realise, your anger is enough to kill
you've slaved for so long, but still not even a cheap thrill
But I have to rely on them, lest I fall ill.
As I sit and twist my locks, right down to the point
I sit and ponder, do I want a joint?
Do I want to let go or even forget
But be warned this food can cause you regret.
My advice, is at least make sure you speak out
if not your true self will dry like the African drought.
Speak up be heard, if you don't you wont.

Casual Racism....?

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!?? No please someone tell me.....
Imagine this. You are at work, doing your job, having a chat with your fellow colleagues. When one of them, lets call him Bob, who happens to be of duel heritage, states 'Im going away tomorrow', to which the acting supervisor, lets call her FAT BALDING SKET, replies 'why, what did you do, how long for?'. Now the following was not said with full seriousness, but Bob replied 'are you being racist'. Before FBS had time to panic, one of the trainers, lets call him..... Patheticus, approached us (bare in mind the 3 of us he approached are all of duel heritage) and started throwing the term 'Half cast' about. Even after showing him the proper definition  of this term and explained why it cannot be used, he tried to justify what he had said by stating 'casual racism is okay'!!
As you can imagine, this did not go down well, and after a bit of a rant I went outside the office for a smoke, because I was mere seconds away from throwing a fist into this guys chubby little face.
There where other things mentioned in this 'conversation' that were just plain wrong, such as FBS stating she alright to make such comments as she has mixed race grand children (which I feel sorry for) and that she knows all about racism as..... are you ready for this..... HER EX IS PART OF THE BNP so she knows all about racism. 
WTF is casual racism?? Anyone....? No? 
Further to this a week or so later, an actual supervisor stated 'stuff like that doesn't happen' whilst watching a daytime soap during his lunch break, showing a single African having to watch in fear as her front garden is destroyed and rubbish is forced through her letterbox! Which planet do you live on if you've never come across that type of thing you ignorant fuck!!
Now what kills me the most about all of this 'casual racism' is that if I speak out about it, I'm told to calm down, or I need to watch what I say. Again.... WTF!! Am I really the one in the wrong here buy speaking out about this stuff?? I honestly think I am not, but I am young, and appreciate that I can sometimes be rash!! BOLOX!! I AM NOT WRONG!! 
I used to be considered obese, does that mean I'm able to comment on FBS' weight? NO! 
I ended up having to keep note of my rants saved as a draft email on the works internal email system, but stupidly I left this open one day, and guess who saw it THE BOSS...... no lol.
SO today after a meeting with the HR officer (who happens to actually be alright) I've been given 5 days of to calm down a bit. 
I cant be wrong.... SURLY!

Saturday, 9 July 2011

FREEDOM END

This whole freedom thing has taught me a bit. More than anything I've learnt that I waste allot of energy trying to understand EVERYTHING even the unexplainable such as, and specifically relating to the freedom posts, emotion. I will now learn not to do this as it leads to scary realisations!
People kept asking 'arent you jealous?', to be honest at first I didn't understand why I should have, but didn't think much of it, but as more and more people asked  I would ask back 'why should I be?'. Obviously there is trust there. But as always as in this situation I was the one that was thinking differently from the majority and so questions if I was jealous or not. After many hours across this past week I have sat and I have thought. At one point I came up with, maybe somewhere in my head I want it to go wrong so I have an easy way out. That lead onto me pondering why I would want to be single again. Also I thought a bit on how I would no if it went wrong, obviously I would more than likely find out through the vine and all that, but me being me this would not be good enough, and I have even sat and thought on what give aways there would be in the behaviour. At this point I decided to give up and not do this anymore. I have just now realised I'm still doing it, so I'm going to get off topic.

Friday, 8 July 2011

The Simple things

Surprising what can make you smile. Old school work, old bits from work n previous jobs.
Its a feeling that we all love to feel, but at the same time are embarrassed about expressing in front of others, at least for a few moments then most of us just let go and embrace it. We can feel this much more often if we wanted, but we don't !!WHY?!!
If something as simple as this causes emotion we cannot suppress, why do we chase money, fame, power? We completely overlook the simple things that make us instinctively happier. I believe this to be due to the effects of media, but lets not get into that now.
I charge anyone reading to this; next time you feel down, depressed, angry, sad.... you get the drift, go and dig out some old school work or something along those lines if your able to. You can be in tears, but the memory's will cause a smile, I promise!
Forget today's luxurious 'essentials', strip back to basics and maybe you'll learn what is a necessity and what is not.
 

'Jeggin's'

I know its earl and I'm sorry, but this will bug me all day if I don't get it of now!
I have just seen a young 'lady' in jeggins, remember those? A pathetic excuse for fully or nearly fully grown women to wear clothes that should only be seen on young children. By adding a !!VERY POOR!! denim effect to the fabric used to make these, they turn into 'jeggins' which if anything is worse than normal leggings. I see it the same as white and Asian people trying to flex with a black youts swag, !!FUCKING STUPID!!
I, until this morning had left this issue to rest as it seemed the world had gotten over this utterly wrong trend. But I am mistaken because I have just seen a young 'lady' in a pair, but they have evolved! Yes now its not just a ridiculous denim effect, but now 'ripped denim' effect! !!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! If your over 12 you are nothing but a sheep for wearing them. 
My biggest problem with them is how your made to feel dirty if your caught checking out a girl wearing them. The whole point of 'fasion' is to materialistically appeal to others, so don't get pissed if someone expresses they are attracted to you. If you don't like it don't wear them.
If this whole jeggins hype kicks off again..... !!SO WILL I!!

!!SORT IT OUT!!!

Thursday, 7 July 2011

FREEDOM DAY 6

Gonna feel it when payday comes, Ive been leaving work early ALLOT! That's playing on my mind, but at the same time, the return is keeping me up. Don't normally like to admit this type of thing but I have missed her, but at the same time, wouldn't mind having to wait a little longer. This whole period proves that if I'm not occupied I think too much! So would be best for everyone for day 7 to roll on quickly!!

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

FREEDOM DAY 5

Managed to finish a full shift!! Been a while! Funny though, don't feel anymore tired than I have been. The day is arriving fast and, I feel different for admitting this but, I'm starting to get a little excited, and have even cleaned up a bit! 

Feelin'...... easy

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

FREEDOM DAY 4 end

Still cant manage a full day at work no matter how hard I try, gonna get myself into some financial trouble if I don't stop, but really am not bothered. Spose I'm gonna have to feel to fix up! Not the wisest thing Ive ever come up with but I'm in one of those moods!

Socializing

Gone are the days of sitting with no one around for hours, and enjoying it.... Or so it seems anyway. I don't know what's happened! I can remember, as if only yesterday, sitting around in my room at mothers, for hours sometimes days without seeing anyone (Could always hear people, but with 8+ people under one roof), and that was the last time I can remember being happy without something or someone directly causing me to be happy.

It may be down to the fact that I haven't had an opportunity to jam by myself for years and I'm just out of practice. Or it may be that I've become weak and now need the company of others, hopefully its the first!!

Now when the topic of leisure time comes up in conversation, people seem to find it strange that a male in his early 20's prefers nothing than to be alone, I can appreciate it sounds sad, but people tend to annoy me, and anyone who knows me can confirm, if something annoys me, I tend to rant until it annoys everyone around me too! So why do people get upset if I don't take the invitation to a drink up in town or some ones house? All anybody ever wants to do is get drunk anyway, and I'm not the biggest drinker! If I was 30+ no one would bat an eye at the fact I don't like drinking, but being in your 20's and turning it down makes you odd!!?? !!WTF IS THAT!!

Read  !!DUMB FUCKERS!! if you haven't already and you'll understand a little better Atlas, why I don't like the drinking hype that it seems YOU MUST be part of if your young, !!ITS JUST BORING!!

It only seems IM unsociable because IM never invited to anything that doesn't include getting blind drunk! Not only do I not see why this is enjoyable, but its a health risk at the best of times, and IM diabetic so cant drink heavily often anyway, so Id prefer to save it for worth while occasions. Plus if I don't become a 'drinker' its always going to be cheaper to get to that blind drunk stage people seem to love so much. So maybe this is why I don't 'socialize' very often, and prefer my own company.

This came to my attention after speaking to a colleague today who found it strange that I have only (from memory) 'been out' with my girlfriend twice in the almost 4 or 5 (I think) years we've been together. She wouldn't change that almost shocked/surprised expression on her face no matter how much I explained why. To me the following reason are more than enough to justify having completely separate 'social life's;

She, like most other females, loves attention from males.
I can appreciate why, I wasn't always a hermit, I have been a very popular lad when I was naive, and understand that attention from the opposite sex makes you feel good. But lapping up this attention in front of you partner makes them feel far worse than you feel good. I can state this as I have been on both sides of this argument on several occasions. This can then start an alpha male situation, where two males compete for the respective females attention. As most guys tend to be simple goons this usually means violence, or trying to out drink each other. Whatever the competition, it ALWAYS causes bad vibes. 
Slag Swag
To put it simply, slag swag is 8/10 girls out on a Friday or weekend night. Heavy make up (yes it is heavy), clothes that are normally seen on slags during the week, which is quite funny as most girls bitch about what these type of girls look like..... UNLESS its a Friday as its probably one of their friends..... lol. Basically they look like, what I would call an easy target. Which attracts male attention (see first reason), but the wrong type of male, but when in slag swag mode there is no such thing as a dude whose just after a quick press. For some reason girls in this state seem to think, all guys are genuine, but the same chick will see through the image during the week if they where approached by the same person. 
Other personal reasons
There are a few other reasons but these relate specifically to our relationship, and no..... IM not going to trap myself by stating these here..... you know, just in case.

With things like Facebook, it seems people have forgotten what socializing is anyway. From my observations, people who do the 'Friday night' thing, if it cant be put on Facebook if doesn't count as socializing!!

People these days idea of fun is what is portrayed as fun, not necessarily what is fun to them.

How can you tell if people genuinely like you, if you don't even know who you really are? Spend some time to yourself, find the person you really are, then go out and I think you understand what I mean. And if you think this last statement is some hippy mystical shit, you need to also find yourself.


...... and breath.

FREEDOM DAY 4 start

Ive not long awoken, got ready and am now waiting for the fish fingers to finish. What I've just realised is that I put my deodorant on in my bedroom!! I've not been able to do this for a while as there is normally someone in the bed and I don't want to de-odour them out. Just this small thing brought a smile to my face. MAD!!

Monday, 4 July 2011

FREEDOM DAY 3

No longer have any sort of negative feeling, there was a little there up until last night. Don't know if this is bad though. I suppose it would help if I knew how I should be feeling. Doubt they are even pondering this, which makes me feel why the hell should I!? But to be fair I doubt I would be sat around wondering like this if I had anything better to do, so ill let that one go. Not saying it would be horrid for them to be around, but I'm very surprised I'm not too bothered they're not. In fact I'm starting to enjoy the 'hermit' mode again, it just doesn't work whilst at work!
Either way another day down, just under a week to go.

!!SORT IT OUT!! OLD PEOPLE & CALL CENTRES

Yes I work in an inbound call centre (so no i do not cold call, so don't hate me!)
Why is it that old peeps fire all their details at you as soon as you answer!
"my name is john smith, I live @ 123 random st, blah blah blah"
!!ANY CALL CENTRE THAT TAKES PERSONAL INFO BEFORE ASKING WHAT THE CALL IS REGARDING IS STOOPID!!
Where old people taught to do this in school? Lol telephone manner for 3rd period!
Ive had enough of coffin dodgers getting moody at me when I ask for their info after they have already given it!
!!I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT SO WHY DO YOU GIVE IT TO ME!!
If you've called a company before then you know how call centres work, there's a script that needs to be followed. Unfortunately we have to follow this script, its our job, DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME. Don't pretend you don't know this already either, EVERYONE knows there's a script, its used in jokes worldwide, there are even offensive phrases designed to abuse call centre staff ion these situations, and ignorance does not apply!!
So logically you would wait to give any details until they are asked for!
!!SORT IT OUT!!
...... or hurry up n die......

FREEDOM DAY 2

Almost bliss!
Apart from work and the mumblings of my little brothers friends from his room, I have nothing to complain about. I'm starting to wonder why I even thought I may not enjoy this. The weather has been more to my liking, I haven't been bothered by anyone I don't want to be, and a few other lil perks. So far my verdict it take your sweet precious time!
I can see where this is going though! It may not be long until I'm stating I prefer it, and then I have a major complication...... I don't like complications.
Also, to be honest, my lil brothers are cool, so you can scratch that!

FREEDOM DAY 1

Consisted of, trying to figure out how to keep my self occupied for the next week, as sitting around will no longer be enough. So far Ive come up with, playing xbox, smoking, work on my hair, work.
How depressing is this! What kills me the most is I don't really wanna go out or do anything too out of the norm as it may be reported who I'm with, or that i did something that i normally wouldn't. That would not sit well at all!
MEEEEEEEH

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

!!SORT IT OUT!! TV Ads....

 !!WTF IS THIS!!?
Please note, this is not the UK version, buts its pretty much the same. Just couldn't find it online.
How the hell can a company blatantly lie like this to sell us their products. This ad is proof that company's create problems, just to be able to sell us the cure. What the fuck is that 'scanner' that this dude used that is supposed to be able to tell you instantly, how much plaque, or whatever is is they've called it, there is on your teeth instantly! !!BOLOX!! 
Now the more naive or gullible of us will rush out to buy this product just to ensure that what was depicted on their television screen does not happen to them, even though what just happened on the screen was completely fictional! 

Brand Names

Brands, to me anyway, are supposed to represent a company or organisation. Weather it be a logo, slogan, image, whatever. Now it seems that a brand is more about being part of an exclusive club or, how I like to put it 'cult'. Prime example of this is.... yupp you guessed it Apple.
Now I'm not gonna be one of these 'Im unique's' that simply hate Apple products because everyone else loves them, I will admit that Apple products are very good, some of the best available. But they !!ARE NOT THE BEST!!
What Apple have always done, and now other manufacturers are starting to catch on to, is make their products seem far more special than they are. This is done my not allowing open source software, apps, programmes etc.... meaning Apple have to allow anything associated with their products i.e. apps, to be available on the market place. Microsoft have done this with their Windows Phone 7 products, this is what threw me over the edge, as I WAS a supporter of Microsoft when they did allow open source. I know that you can 'Hack' or 'Jail Break' devices, to allow open source, but this voids your warranty, so if you decide to hack your device, if it breaks.... your fooked!
Why cant 'at home' developers create apps and software for use with top branded devices? It would only create more users, as theses 'at home' developers are more likely to understand the needs of everyday users, as these guys tend to be everyday users also. But this wouldn't be lucrative to the manufacturers at all would it! If someone had a device that met all their needs, they wouldn't upgrade to a newer device would they?.... !!NO!!
Now I can appreciate that these are company's that need to make money, otherwise whats the point. I just don't like how they seem to force you to (or atleast try to) to buy their products. 
'If you dont have an iPhone, you dont have an iPhone'
The tone in which this is said on the iPhone ads almost makes, even me, question why I have'nt purchased one yet, (but then I come to my senses), so some of the weaker minded amongst us fall for it hook, line and sinker! Why cant they be honest?
 'Its not much better than the old model, but you may find some of the new features useful'
Now that would appeal to me far more! On top of all this, these company's have too much information on us, I bet some of you was'nt aware that you're location can be pinpointed if you carry a device such as a 'smart phone'. Some peoples minds have been taken over that much that they would buy a phone usually costing much more that £150, just because it has some clever way of using Facebook that another phone does not, and this one would probably cost less than £50. Are you not aware how much these company's are changing the way we think? It has been proven that simply seeing an Apple product stimulates the same part of the brain that gives us cravings for things such as cigarettes! !!THAT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!
COME ON, USE YOUR BRAIN, WHAT DO YOU NEED THE DEVICE FOR? 
Do you need a 10MP camera? Do you even need a camera?
Do you need GPS?
Do you really need to be able to use FaceBook when out and about? Your on a phone, need to talk to someone, so you send them a message on FaceBook? !!WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
Do you need HD videos?
The only thing I will say I can understand is an MP3 player on your phone!
On the subject of MP3 players, and a perfect example of what I have a problem with is iPods. What is an iPod? An MP3 player. So why is it that we refer to every other manufacturers music players as an 'MP3 player' but when discussing Apples player its always 'iPod'?? Same thing with tablet devices and iPads.....
Just something to leave you to think on
Did you know that iPads are being used in schools, hospitals, and even churches! Does no one else out there find this strange?
Any fans of Dr Who?? You know how the cyber men came to be? Do you not think that if things carry on the way they are, Apple will be the ones to make that sort of thing reality?? Not very likely I know, but 100% feasible!




Thursday, 19 May 2011

Dreadlocks...

Ive wanted to lock up my hair for as long as I can remember, don't know weather its thanks to my step dad (whom I see as my father), who has had dreads for as long as I can remember. It could even be genetic, as apparently my biological father also locked up his hair when he was younger. What ever the reason, it was thanks to my employer that I finally decided to begin the journey of dreading my hair, as apparently my hair locked 'unkept' and 'unprofessional'. Rather than keep plaiting or braiding it around once a week to keep it looking fresh.
What I'm here to bitch about is, !!PEOPLES IGNORANCE!! (well..... usually is anyway). 
Yes you can wash your hair!
No you don't have to be black
No you don't have to stop eating pork WTF!!
No it can never be done over night
No you do not need to be a 'rasta'..... as if you know what that means anyway.
At the end of the day, its just another hair style. Once finished or tightly formed they can be very easy to manage, just as easy to wear as long hair. If you wish to believe there is some mystical....ness about growing dreadlocks, fine go ahead that's your choice. !!BUT DO NOT!! in a quiz show quick fire round, ask me questions or make false statements about growing dreadlocks! If you know so much about it already why then ask me a question about it!!
'But you cant wash your hair, I saw this documentary where they did a test and found loads of bacteria inside of one'
'you CAN wash your hair! some people just choose not to!'
If I have to have another conversation, debate or argument regarding dreadlocks again I full on swear I'm gonna ...... Write a bigger post about this!!
On top of all of this due to peoples ignorance allot think negatively about dreadlocks, and this obviously can make living within this 'society' slightly more !!LONG!! I don't bother you about your hair, I don't ask what products you put in it, I don't care if you treat it in any way, unless of course I ask you, but I will ask you in a respective manner.... Please do the same.

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

News

I often watch the news in the morning before work. Today I wish I hadn't! What was on the BBC breakfast news? !!SOAP OPERAS!! That's right they dedicated about 30 minutes of Britain's main news channel to 'soaps'. Apparently some European politician (Clearly with too much time on his hands) stated that Coronation street is too raunchy for kids! WTF!! KIDS DO NOT WATCH SOAPS!! If they do they are not paying much attention to them, just listening out for the ending theme music so they know when to hide as its bed time after Eastenders (well that was me anyway). I cannot believe that the BBC think this to be news! IT IS NOT! They are just backing up the worlds stereotype of British people, soaps are that important to us its on our national news...... They even had a couple of writers and media experts on, WTF why pay those dude to sit on the news show and chat shit about coro, eastenders, and that farm one!!? Show me the weather instead, or perhaps they could have used that slot for some light news to cheer people into their day.....? 'No! you must take in bad or upsetting news, irrelevant news, or watch us try to fill empty space cos we have ran out of news' is what they would answer.

!!SORT IT OUT!!

Friday, 6 May 2011

!!SORT IT OUT!! The Royal Family...

Yupp its another that I will no doubt be repeatedly ranting about!
This is one has the country split. Like Marmite, you either love or hated the royals, well also you could just not care I spose...
With this 'Royal Wedding' recently, which even managed to overcast Easter, came a massive show of support from all over the world for the royals. This annoys me! The rest of the world can fuck off for all I care on this one, the royals don't affect them. If you want to support the royals, go right ahead, but don't get moody with me if I choose not to, and if you ask me my views on them don't get upset when you don't like what you hear..... why ask me my view if you are assuming I will have the same opinion as you......?
To me they are no better than  the people we hate most in the UK, they live of tax money, but what do they actually do for us? They don't even have to stand in queue to sign on! All they really do, that makes any difference, is back up the rest of the worlds stereotype of us British.... bad teeth, talk a bit dicky, ignorant, etc... Yea, thanks.
Its been a week since the wedding and they're still forcing it down my eyes and ears! I only recently learned how to tolerate the news in the morning (I hate how everything seems so one sided, when does an un biased view come into it?), but after having to watch all that shit I'll stick to starting my day with Friends thanks.
 

!!SORT IT OUT!!
 
 


!!SORT IT OUT!! ......FACEBOOK

Yupp, we all knew it was coming here at some point, may as well get it out the way.
Yupp, its a big one, if (for some reason) your that intent on reading this through I suggest a cup of tea or a smoke.

What the 'relations' is up with people!
'Whats your facebook?' .... Do you not see whats wrong with that question.... no? Shouldn't it be
'Do you have a facebook?' Okay I had a MySpace, and a Bebo...... yes I am a current facebook user (Nt evn 2 promote dis garbage either..... i simply use it..... I no, Im deeply sorry) but come one now, why do people have to be so obsessive!!? Whats worse is that no one realises how obsessive they're being! They see nothing wrong in posting some crap every 5 minutes, as if its their to narrate their very standard lives!
I use facebook for what one would assume it was created for..... to keep in contact with close ones. I don't even use it for that, I only contact people I cant in any other quick way. If I have your number, you'll sooner get a text message!! Now I've justified myself....
Do not dare try and tell me you use facebook to 'express' yourself! How the fuck is that expression. You are simply typing and clicking away! Where's the 'yourself' in that!? People express themselves in different ways.... yes. But show me the expression through facebook..... what? ...... you cant? You can just show me drunkard pictures of last weekend, and the weekend before that?
People don't understand how much this facebook is taking over their lives. If you have made it through to here, please remember what you read next well.....' Facebook started as a social networking website'. Say 15 years from now that will be as shocking as 'Nintendo started with selling playing cards'. Tesco has started taking over the fucking world, if you don't find it strange that a company can now be, grocers, petrol stations, banks, department stores, Internet providers, mobile phone networks, insurers, all in one, you need to slow down a little. Tescos now just do what they want, soon so will facebook. The problem is facebook has, pretty much, a social network monopoly. Young, old, straight, homosexual, black, white, asian, WHATEVER would all use any service, or at least would place more interest than normal in, that had 'FACEBOOK' slapped on it somewhere.... You know this to be true!
I really don't understand..... people get caught cheating on facebook, people get slandered on facebook, you come across pictures of yourself that you would rather not be on the Internet on your 'freinds' pages, i see no reason for facebook if we all have mobile phones! All it has done is made us less social...... real social.
!!FUNNY STORY!! Many years ago (when i was still a blind secondary school student) I created a page (not on facebook, but the same principle applies) that appeared to be for a 24 year old, stereotypically attractive female........ waaaaiit, im not finished! I then succeeded in getting a topless picture of some absolute TWAT sent by himself! I obviously strolled around school the following day showing and explaining to everyone who would listen just how I came about such pictures (It was the fact that the dooch was posing like a bitch that made it funny).
!!LESSON TO TAKE FROM THE STORY!! Don't bait yourself up on facebook or any site for that matter. Don't let it consume your life, you'll end up looking a fucking prick! One little fuck up could go down and all of that data facebook holds could go anywhere!!
Anyway I cannot be bothered to continue this rant any further, I know for a fact at some point I'll be back here at some other point. 
!!SORT IT OUT!!

Sunday, 24 April 2011

!!SORT IT OUT!! Dumb F*%&kers

What's up with people these days!!? Especially you girls!!? Yes going out, 'on the piss' can be fun (personally I don't think so...) but why do I have to put up with the whole 'the morning after' crap! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!! 
I DON'T want to know what you wore, you would have looked like a clown,
I DON'T want to hear where you went, because I'd more than  likely be able to guess,
I DON'T want to know who you went with, I'd also be able to guess this correctly,
I DON'T want to know what you drank, alcohol is not a conversation topic unless its a quick one or your a expert.... NO YOUR NOT,
I DON'T want to know how much you drank/smoked/snorted/dosed etc...,
I DON'T want to know how many 'fit/hot/choom (you get my drift) girls/guys you saw, are there no attractive people out in the day?
I DON'T want to know how many 'fit etc... people 'came on to you', they probably just smiled politely on the way to the loo!!
I DON'T want to hear which conformist tunes were played..... in da 'clurb'
I DON'T want to know  who had a fight with who, this is only because you'd blatantly be exaggerating
I DON'T want to hear who held your hair back, straight up... I WOULD NOT HAVE
I DON'T want to know how hung over you are, it keeps you quiet... just try to enjoy it!
I DON'T want to hear how your never going out drinking again, your a weekend alcoholic and are going to be until around 25, this is when you find yourself in AA or whatever group there is.

I do not go into the minute details of everything I do in my free time. I will never ask you too much about your life in any respect, so
!!I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!

There is something wrong with you if you are 20+, working, still living at home, going every weekend, and thinking its acceptable.
!!IT IS NOT!!
Give your poor parents a break, they have had to pull you up to this stage, and this is where you start to throw it all away, do them a favour and move out so they don't have to watch. Then do me a favour and shoot yourself.... in the face..... ......twice.

!!SORT IT OUT!!




Friday, 22 April 2011

!!SORTING IT OUT!! Work Rant

!!GO HERE!! 

Good to know your not the only one!!

!!SORT IT OUT!! Starting work later than normal

You may think starting work at a later time than usual would be nice, NO! You sit around watching the clock more than when you at work! As if at your window watching a huge dark storm cloud slowly drifting towards you, knowing when it reaches you have to go outside and stand in the downpour for 8 hours!
 Come on ..... !!SORT IT OUT!!

Thursday, 21 April 2011

!!SORT IT OUT!! Blogger.com

So Ive had enough and decided to blog my screams of rage. Quite new to blogging and googled 'simple free blogs' as I would have assumed Blogger pops up first, so i decide to use it as google rarely lets me down.
Simple?.... SIMPLE!!? ....Simple as Steven Hawkin!
Come on Blogger !!SORT IT OUT!!